This honestly is getting abit odd.
And all I want to is to go on another bloody date with Mr. bad boy =(

"why are we still strangers? can we be friends?"

"u are like a porn star!!"

"damn!! what a sexy girl..heyy baby i wonder are u real or just a dream:))?? "

"Let me know if we can be friends. I am a straight GUY with straight needs.
I am not going to beat around the bush and come to the point. Let me know if you have msn."

And finally,

"I think I will just get straight to the point...I am really mesmerised by your pic. and I wouldn't want to hide the intention to bed u(I think its totally human and at least I'm not being a hypocrite),I want to ask if you feel ok abt it?Can we work something out towards that?"

Somebody please educate these guys.

So i just did a stint up in Guangzhou, China, the country i swore my whole life i'd never step foot in.

Here are some highlights:

1."Do not stay around linger" once you've gone through customs. You won't even know what they're going to do to you cuz you won't understand it.

2. The average ratio of Africans to Chinese in my hotel lift at any one time is 2:3. African women walk around the streets decked out in full gear. How do these people get around???!

3. Cantonese people eat air during lunch over their food, they talk so loud these people probably don't need auto-roaming. Word of advice,unless you're trained vocally or locally, stay away from them.

4. I got shouted at and chased away by an angsty herbal tea woman :(

5. Cab drivers here all play Crazy Taxi, where the last stage KING is located in China. Pass that, and they get their license, and then risk the rest of their lives sitting in a rickety vehicle inhaling fuel and driving so fast the car cld explode without warning.

6. Bring cattle prods in case your cab driver falls asleep driving. Or you could just shout at him. That works too.

6. Pedestrains are wild, like the wild crow problem in Siglap & Somerset. They're all over the place, do what they like, where they like, when they like such that cars actually drive AROUND them. These animals ought to be shot!

7. Food is oily enough to float the titanic. That includes chilli oil too.

8. Live fish in restuarants are killed by getting thrown into sacks and getting STOMPED ON, in front of horrified guests.

9. Sales girls either dont give a shit about you (they sleep in the shop) or they care too much (try to slow you down on your way to the exit by shoving everything they can grab into your face). I spent 10 fuckin' mins in a shop just to try 1 top.

10. A cup of frappe costs SGD1.60. A bowl of Wanton Mee is SGD1. Cigarettes costs between SGD1 - SGD5 a box. A meal at Mac costs SGD3.20. 2hr massage for SGD10. A good bra costs me SGD3.80. My funky hotel room costs SGD30 a night.

11. It's a good thing they're so cheap....cuz I accidentally spent SGD140 on phone bills TO GERMANY.

12. I nearly went to Germany.

13. I sat at the tea shop getting fed increasing grades of tea just for keeping the tea boy company =)

14. I was chilling at a cafe in an open shopping square in Guangzhou, sipping on Qingdao beer, smoking sheesha, with arab music in the background and arab men around me, smsing my friends in Germany and Dubai.

15. Of all people to speak english, it HAS to be a stalker. AND HE WASN'T EVEN CUTE.

I have come to conclude that I am extremly thankful for staying in Singapore. No wierd men and environment to guard myself against, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, THESE GOD DAMN WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE HERE SPEAK ENGLISH - I promise I won't make fun of other people's english anymore.